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Ah, finally! Another email address to add to my ever-growing collection of unsuspecting victims. I mean, valuable subscribers!

But in all seriousness, thank you for giving me your email address. I promise to use it for good (or at least not too much evil).

In return for your selfless act of sharing your personal information with a complete stranger on the internet, I'll be sending you some awesome boudoir tips and tricks that will hopefully make your life a little bit better. And if it doesn't, well, you can always hit that handy "unsubscribe" button.

In the meantime, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded with a barrage of witty, snarky, and occasionally informative emails from yours truly. I promise to make it worth your while (or at least mildly entertaining).

Thanks again for joining my little corner of the internet. Together, we shall conquer the world (or maybe just the inbox).

See you soon, hustler. 

XoXo,
Michelle Krick and Elise Kutt